A man gets bit by a bug and things get really weird downstairs! Chad Lutz is a cross country salesman who just wants to chew some bubblegum, make some sales, and party. His plans get curtailed when he gets infected by a novel virus and soon sees his “area” swell up to elephantine proportions. Seeking medical help but still trying to make a sale, Chad, against the advice of medical professionals, attempts to be bigger than THE COJONES VIRUS. Mixing low brow comedy with a satiric look at world events, THE COJONES VIRUS is too big of a story for these or any other time! Shooting in 2023… COUSIN OF COJONES VIRUS!