{"product_id":"crying-free-sex-dvd","title":"Crying Free Sex DVD","description":"\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eORIGINAL ART BY MAX CAVE.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003eNow shipping!\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Roboto, sans-serif;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eCrying Free Sex (15 mins)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e - \u003cem\u003eCobra and Naomi, who are infiltrating a secret organization, get so worked up on the morning of their operation that they start having sex. However, Cobra’s slightly unusual dick ends up getting stuck, forcing them to remain locked together as they battle the enemy. To make matters worse, Naomi happens to be the boss’s mistress, adding another layer of danger to their predicament.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReview: A crazy short erotic action comedy that set off waves of laughter at film festivals worldwide. In a totally outrageous setup, the characters sprint stark naked for the entire 900 seconds. Watching MMA fighter Michael Fanconi dash off at full speed while maintaining the “standing carry” sex position is both laughably absurd and strangely reassuring.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAwards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYubari International Fantastic Film Festival – Forbidden Zone Selection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBrussels International Fantastic Film Festival – Short Film Section Selection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBucheon International Fantastic Film Festival – Short Film Section Selection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCrying Free Sex Never Again (43 mins)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e - \u003cspan\u003eAfter betraying a secret organization, Gidra now runs a bakery with Cobra, who was originally assigned to keep an eye on him. Meanwhile, Naomi—who suffers from a condition that prevents her from pulling the trigger unless she has sex right before a mission—receives orders to destroy a secret research facility. However, the former partners, Cobra and Naomi, are now at odds with each other...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReview: This is the second short action comedy in which a man and a woman keep fighting while they’re still “joined.” After filming the previous installment, Ai Allen and Michael Fanconi got married and now deliver a ridiculously passionate performance. Their terrific on-screen chemistry and the outrageous storyline make this a must-see.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAwards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cspan\u003eYubari International Fantastic Film Festival – Forbidden Zone Selection\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eSpace Crying Free Sex (62 mins)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cem\u003e - \u003cspan\u003eOne day, mysterious “Orga” aliens arrive on Earth. These seductive female-shaped extraterrestrials plan to wipe out humankind by mating with Earth’s men. In the face of this alien invasion, Naomi, Cobra, and Gidra—each possessing special abilities—stand up to resist. Chosen by an ancient robot, they are entrusted with the survival of humanity and the future of the Earth…\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReview: The cult-favorite series has been ramped up into a feature-length finale at last. Naomi, Cobra, and the gang find themselves caught up in a world-shaking crisis, delivering a grand narrative punctuated by some seriously raunchy humor. Tomo Hyakutake, a leading figure in Japanese special effects, joins the production to design the robot and other creations.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAwards:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYubari International Fantastic Film Festival – Forbidden Zone Selection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003eExtras (tentative):\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e-All 3 Crying Free Sex Motion Pictures (original and 2 sequels, \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e-Crying Free Sex - Between the Sheets\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e-Trailers for all 3 plus more\u003cbr\u003e-SRS Trailers\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFOR UPDATES, SUCH AS WHEN TITLE IS SHIPPING OR IF WE HIT DELAYS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTERS. 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